tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7061321.post2985442600683908100..comments2023-11-02T10:12:21.199-04:00Comments on <center>Suburban Lesbian</center>: Taking the PlungeSuzannehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17832720652240317984noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7061321.post-53242005291039849672007-04-19T00:11:00.000-04:002007-04-19T00:11:00.000-04:00I would have climbed out the bathroom window and s...I would have climbed out the bathroom window and shimmied down the trellis or just jumped the 20 feet and walked to the nearest plunger-selling store, even if it was several counties away, then walked back and plunged the toilet or even REPLACED the toilet before admitting to anyone that I had produced enough poo at one go to clog it. Pooping is roughly on the same level as murder, for me--it is not something other people need to know you engage in.The Scarlet Pervygirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09543732518350148151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7061321.post-55225418367302874942007-03-14T19:15:00.000-04:002007-03-14T19:15:00.000-04:00Pardon the pun but...Holy Shit! LMAO! Wow. What ne...Pardon the pun but...Holy Shit! LMAO! Wow. What nerve LOL.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11702839213356181897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7061321.post-72716885844023357032007-03-14T17:28:00.000-04:002007-03-14T17:28:00.000-04:00Well, of course I would plunge in such circumstanc...Well, of course I would plunge in such circumstances, assuming that I could ever emit poo of such proportions—you know how delicate I am. <BR/><BR/>The people who drive me around the bend are those whose bathrooms lack said visible contrivances—the implication being that <I>they</I> are above such waste issues. Hell, why not forgo toilet paper as well? And what's that big ceramic thing doing in the wash room anyway?Teresahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05625311624206892914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7061321.post-581124059432445132007-03-11T20:19:00.000-04:002007-03-11T20:19:00.000-04:00Oh dear...so much shit to wade thru after being go...Oh dear...so much shit to wade thru after being gone for four days. Great story!!! Poo is such a hard topic to talk about but you've covered it very well. :-)chapinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17045893338624019442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7061321.post-52072574846483691582007-03-08T20:43:00.000-05:002007-03-08T20:43:00.000-05:00We have one plunger. It sits by the toilet where ...We have one plunger. It sits by the toilet where it was last required. This means the other toilet will be the one that needs it next. Thus, we will have to race upstairs (or down) to find said plunger. Why don't I just move it immediately and save the aggravation?agoodlistenerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01094402456367516796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7061321.post-69903574756001716522007-03-08T19:14:00.000-05:002007-03-08T19:14:00.000-05:00SassyF~ have you thought about buying a decorative...SassyF~ have you thought about buying a decorative plunger cozy?nina michellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10457961914865221843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7061321.post-1503498109362731352007-03-08T18:04:00.000-05:002007-03-08T18:04:00.000-05:00Quite brave of you to plunge into such a shitty to...Quite brave of you to plunge into such a shitty topic. <BR/><BR/>Actually, as I sit here and think about it, there's no plunger in the guest bath upstairs. Of course there's no closet in there either. How does one decorate a plunger so it doesn't look really crappy next to the toilet?SassyFemmehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11825555906386002414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7061321.post-27122649727006088422007-03-08T17:26:00.000-05:002007-03-08T17:26:00.000-05:00*gak*the only "poo" we talk about in this house is...*gak*<BR/><BR/>the only "poo" we talk about in this house is the one with an "h" on the end......<BR/><BR/>yes yes yes....I have a plunger...I have no idea where it is though...<BR/><BR/>believe me I will find it pronto if my lesbian blogger friends come to visit me though.... *snort*nina michellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10457961914865221843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7061321.post-7708104210236176712007-03-08T16:26:00.001-05:002007-03-08T16:26:00.001-05:00Plungers at all toilets. I prefer the classic red...Plungers at all toilets. I prefer the classic red ones without the lower part. Just a rubber cup on a stick. <BR/><BR/>Now, I can't get the hang of drain snakes, but that's another story. Less poo.sporksforallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15758692656233965298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7061321.post-24147838363018842802007-03-08T16:26:00.000-05:002007-03-08T16:26:00.000-05:00Who leaves a visiting bathroom before you know you...Who leaves a visiting bathroom before you <I>know</I> your poo has been sucked down? Almost as bad as overflowing toilets..is seeing the floating poo of the previous depositor.Middle Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12334580430376973159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7061321.post-12911685404999575272007-03-08T13:54:00.000-05:002007-03-08T13:54:00.000-05:00Okay, clue me in. How do you know for sure the wo...Okay, clue me in. How do you know for sure the woman saw it overflowed?<BR/><BR/>Being hypothetical,she could have done her biz, stood up, got dressed fully and right before she walked out the door -- hit the lever. Then immediately left the room. <BR/><BR/>Damn, that's an awful story!!Eyes for Lieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04329419780508266516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7061321.post-7720505040539800412007-03-08T13:43:00.000-05:002007-03-08T13:43:00.000-05:00Every toilet, should have a plunger. The greatest...Every toilet, should have a plunger. The greatest overflow story I have every witnessed was just recently, our first day in VA. My boyfriend was using the bathroom, and on the phone, and he started screaming for me to come help him...when I went it, pertified of what I might find, I found my boyfriend, with a towel wrapped around his arm attempting to plunge the toilet with just that! I'll be damned if it didn't work, but it was one of the most disgusting and hysterical moments of our relationship so far.cbarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07316342646421449939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7061321.post-9168144618599517332007-03-08T13:01:00.000-05:002007-03-08T13:01:00.000-05:00LMFAO @ eb!I've got one handy but thanks to the Po...LMFAO @ eb!<BR/><BR/>I've got one handy but thanks to the Porcelain Gods I've never had to use it.Bent Fabrichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09486001895872255040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7061321.post-1476776209255166212007-03-08T12:10:00.000-05:002007-03-08T12:10:00.000-05:00our plunger is in the bathroom closet... if you sh...our plunger is in the bathroom closet... if you should need it.weesehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15618625306145677343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7061321.post-19320635331853668992007-03-08T11:09:00.000-05:002007-03-08T11:09:00.000-05:00I know how to plunge. We also have a mini-snake, ...I know how to plunge. We also have a mini-snake, but I'm not exactly sure how to use it. But based on Mr. P's pooping habits, I should learn how, pronto.Ginahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11604097511444010759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7061321.post-65154491676804741682007-03-08T10:40:00.000-05:002007-03-08T10:40:00.000-05:00this blog is always the most entertaining read of ...this blog is always the most entertaining read of the day for me.<BR/><BR/>the line that had me cracking up today was "craptacular mess ". if i'm ever in the prediciment described here, i'm gonna use that line! "come quick! i've created a craptacular mess!"<BR/><BR/>too funny!ksfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07518057587320802537noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7061321.post-50656173903860025202007-03-08T09:09:00.000-05:002007-03-08T09:09:00.000-05:00I'd damn near forgotten that particular episode of...I'd damn near forgotten that particular episode of our foreign exchange experience LOL<BR/><BR/>I'm not sure, but I think I might be envious of Kitty Litter. I'll have to look into this air cartridge device of which she speaks. Surely it can blow shit other than, well, shit.WenWhithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03894708908646890568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7061321.post-39244024821593036302007-03-08T07:30:00.000-05:002007-03-08T07:30:00.000-05:00but also...given the fact that these women are fri...but also...given the fact that these women are friends and they're old (old people aren't supposed to give a damn about what others think), you'd think the woman could have declared to your mom, 'Gracious me, I just dropped a Kong the size of the Titanic, bow howdy do I feel great, but sorry dear, your crapper overflowith. Oh, btw, Mah Jong, girls!'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7061321.post-81974287065393726152007-03-08T01:48:00.000-05:002007-03-08T01:48:00.000-05:00I have three boys. I practically INVENTED plungin...I have three boys. I practically INVENTED plunging. I am the Queen of the Plunger. I should have a sash.Melodeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05705323208228362504noreply@blogger.com