September 16, 2007

Vain Hypochondriacal Moment

I've got a rash. On my face.

It's not pretty.

I look like Fred-fucking-Flintstone. Imagine it. You know what I mean. I know you do. There will be no pictures.

It itches. I'm complaining. Right here. Right here, right now, I'm complaining. I may even be whining. You decide.

This goddamn rash itches. WTF caused it? Why now? Why me? Why on my face?!

It's official. I am whining.

But it's on my face.

How rude.

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10 comments:

weese said...

o sure ... we've been in the VW for 9 hours circling the outer loop of every major metropolitan area on the eastern seaboard... and all you can talk about is a damned rash on your face?
are you allergic to my cheeky monkey wife? did the rash leave when we did?

weese said...

hmm, there MAY be pictures.

yankeegirl said...

Nothing worse than a rash on your face. Everytime I stay in a hotel if I forget and use a hotel wash cloth on my face I get a bad rash. I don't know if its'all the bleach they use or what. It's really annoying. I hope it's better soon!

Trop said...

I bet it is quite fetching, eh?

nina said...

once a long time ago you gave me a "poor baby" when I needed it the most. So, I want to return the favor... POOR BABY!!!

teresa said...

Naturally, it has been visited upon you as a gift from the universe. You should take this as a great compliment, an acknowledgment that you are ready to receive the higher truths, notably the disconnect between outward appearances and the soul. As soon as you have learned this truth, the rash will vanish as quickly as it appeared. Please signal the universe that your understanding is complete by posting a picture of your rash.

Hahn at Home said...

By now, you've either moved to Bedrock, or the rash is better. I hope it's better.

maxine said...

Are you using any new hair products? Laundry products?

the only daughter said...

Bummer.

Sarah said...

Stress, girl! Breathe in...breathe out...