Where: Grocery store, produce section
When: Sunday morning, half past bright and early
Who: Me, shopping
Two store employees, one stocking mangoes, the other passing by
What: Eavesdropping and cantaloupes
Passing By Guy (animated): "Man, I heard what happened with the cantaloupes yesterday!"
Mango Stocker (nodding eagerly with raised eyebrows): "That sure was something!"
Me (eavesdropping, looking around for cantaloupes, seeing none, wondering WTF happened with the cantaloupes yesterday).
I'm still wondering.