I woke up cranky. I don't much like being cranky. It's far too much work.
My face assumed a thoughtful yet cranky expression. My brain mulled a mix of Get Happy Behaviors.
The question was posed: "Self, what's the best way to relieve this crankiness?"
My Brain: Let's don our favorite pajamas and get back in bed.
The Rest of Me: Not an option today. Try again.
MB: How about we don our favorite pajamas and get back in bed?
TRoM: Can we please move on!?
MB: More coffee.
TRoM: That's better. A good start.
MB (with a flash of clarity): I've got it! Dress fabulous!
TRoM: Brilliant!
And so the crankiness was banished.
Sometimes it's just that simple.
Caffeine and the right outfit.
My face assumed a thoughtful yet cranky expression. My brain mulled a mix of Get Happy Behaviors.
The question was posed: "Self, what's the best way to relieve this crankiness?"
My Brain: Let's don our favorite pajamas and get back in bed.
The Rest of Me: Not an option today. Try again.
MB: How about we don our favorite pajamas and get back in bed?
TRoM: Can we please move on!?
MB: More coffee.
TRoM: That's better. A good start.
MB (with a flash of clarity): I've got it! Dress fabulous!
TRoM: Brilliant!
And so the crankiness was banished.
Sometimes it's just that simple.
Caffeine and the right outfit.
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10 comments:
yep. yep.
Works for me!
Know what also helps? When you arrive at work to a dish labeled, "Homemade marinara with lamb - hope you enjoy!". Breakfast of champions. ;)
Have you no photographic evidence of your ensuing fabulousness? Don't even try to get away with claiming you didn't have a camera handy; I've seen the multimedia contents of your purse.
Is paisley fabulous?
you crack me up.
whose socks did you wear?
I almost never opt for fabulous when I am cranky... just cozy. Jeans and a baby blue sweater that my dad had in college can snap the fussiness right out of me. :)
Must I really confirm here that my sock drawer seems a bit depleted relative to my own usage?
And if that doesn't work, may I suggest a flask in your desk at work!?
My "right outfit" would've been pajamas and the conversation between self and body would've continued, probably endlessly. LOL.
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