I Like Numbered Lists

I borrowed this from The Tropopause.
I'm hoping to return it before she notices it is missing.

1. The phone rings. Who are you hoping it is? An unknown number so I won't feel obligated to answer it.
   


2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? Of course. Like it's optional.


3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener? Yes.


4. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive? I've actually daydreamed that scenario. I'd be dead. D capital E capital A capital D. It would not be pretty.


5. Do you like to ride horses? I can count on one hand the number of times I've been on a horse, each time a terrifying thrill. Yeah, I think I like it.


6. Did you ever go to camp as a kid? Many times. Summer camp, Girl Scout camp, church youth group camp. Camp camp camp camp camp. I learned spiders adore latrine huts and how to build a fire, among other campy things.


7. What was your favorite board game as a kid? Candyland. I was a simple child.


8. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was taken what would you do? Introduce her to my girlfriend.


9. Are you judgmental? No, it's too much work.
   


10. Would you date someone with different religious beliefs? That depends. Is she hot?


11. Are you continuing your education? Every day, it continues.


12. Do you know how to shoot a gun? I pulled a trigger once: a shotgun, fired at nothing in the middle of nowhere. That middle of nowhere is now a dense suburban sprawl. It's been a while.


13. If your house was on fire, what's the first thing you'd grab? My bra.


14. How often do you read books? Daily. All day when I'm lucky.


15. Do you think more about the past, present or future? No.


16. What is your favorite children's book? The Chatterlings in Wordland by Michael Lipman.


17. How tall are you? 5'9"


18. Where is your ideal house located? When we find it, I'll let you know.
    


19. Last person you talked to? Wendy.


20. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden? It's been years. At least five.


21. What are your keys on your key chain for? Things I keep locked.
    


22. What did you do last night? Sat in my recliner, re-reading the second book in a fantasy series by George R.R. Martin, a dog in my lap and a fire in the fireplace. I'm going to do the same thing tonight.
    


23. Where is your current pain at [sic]? Huh? Sitting in my chair with the rest of me.


24. Do you like mustard? Yes.


25. Do you like your mom or dad? Yes to all.


26. How long does it take you in the shower? Average 10 minutes. Fifteen when I shave my legs. Squeaky clean.


27. What movie do you want to see right now? None in particular.


28. Do you put lotion on your dog or cats? Uh... no.


29. What did you do for New Year's? Hung out at the beach with the rabble we call friends.
    


30. Do you think The Grudge was scary? It didn't scare me. Then again, I don't know what it is.


31. Do you own a camera phone? Yes.


32. What's the last letter of your middle name? This is a trick question. I refuse to answer.
    


33. Who did you vote for on American Idol? I eagerly watch, but do not vote.
    

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