March 6, 2006

To Whom It May Concern

Subtitled: What Makes Strangers So Bold?

Yes, I am a lesbian. But I am not a know-all source of information for how to be a lesbian. It is pointless to ask me for advice on how to determine if you are gay, what you should do if you think you are gay, how to tell your husband you are a lesbian, or about the mechanics of making love to a woman. I am not an instruction manual.

On the flip side, if we are friends I'll share my personal experiences and opinions within reason, as friends do with friends. But still you must think for yourself and do what's right for you.

That is all.

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

seems like responding directly to the person would have been easier, but lots less interesting.
Maybe the two words "EMAIL ME" made them think it was OK to acually email you. Sounds like you should take that off if you are so offended by the email. General confusion did not carry over to make me mistake you for an instruction manual, and no need to respond to my comment, I won't be returning.

Geeky Dragon Girl said...

Holy crap elizabeth, you need your own advice column! Masochists everywhere will love you. I need to go change my pants now, thanks a lot.

weese said...

oh but wait but wait... i so wanted to hear answers on the mechanics of making love to a woman.
(tee hee... i can be such a slut)

Suzanne said...

eb, you have such a way with words. I will henceforth and hereinafter forward such emails to you for response.

weese, you and your wife wrote the manual on mechanics. Or you could have. Get busy.

Pam, I hear ya. What is up with that?

And gdg, stay away from eb. Consider yourself warned. ;)

Suzanne

Steph Youstra said...

Awww, shucks. I thought that's how it worked with you all. Kinda like how I'm supposed to be able to answer for something that Father Smith said to your great-grandmother back in the Old Country. After all, I am basically the Pope, right?

(And no, I'm not slamming you with this .... actually, in reading this I remembered that I never replied to your email. But out of slackerness, not offense. Sorry!)

Geeky Dragon Girl said...

elizabeth, I don't know... Suzanne's a pretty smart cookie. I'd be kinda stupid to not heed the warning. Although a person who hates mashed potatoes... that just ain't right.

And if Suzanne's on her way to hell, I'd be highly interested to know where the heck you think you're going. ;)

weese said...

ha!
"...you and your wife wrote the manual on mechanics..."

this puts a whole new spin on tip-o-day fridays