November 29, 2004

Earthwind Moreland

Wendy says: There's this football player named Moreland.
M-O-R-E-L-A-N-D.

I reply: Oh?

Wendy says: His first name is Earthwind.

I reply: What? (Thinking I was sure I must have heard her wrong.)

Wendy says: The announcer announced his mother named him after her favorite band, Earth, Wind & Fire.

I reply: WTF?



What, just what, was his mother thinking?

2 comments:

Jack the blogger said...

Maybe she should have waited until the drugs wore off before she named him. How about those people whose last name is Head and name their son Richard?

Melodee said...

That is laugh-out-loud funny! Almost as bad as Craphonso! (And I notice you have almost 50,000 words under your belt. Woo-hoo!)