Wendy says: There's this football player named Moreland.
M-O-R-E-L-A-N-D.
I reply: Oh?
Wendy says: His first name is Earthwind.
I reply: What? (Thinking I was sure I must have heard her wrong.)
Wendy says: The announcer announced his mother named him after her favorite band, Earth, Wind & Fire.
I reply: WTF?
What, just what, was his mother thinking?
1 comment:
That is laugh-out-loud funny! Almost as bad as Craphonso! (And I notice you have almost 50,000 words under your belt. Woo-hoo!)
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