November 18, 2004

Not-So-Fortunate Cookies

Next to the coffee pot were three chinese fortune cookies left over from when we had delivery food for dinner one evening last week.

As I poured my second cup of coffee this morning I opened one up. And then I opened up another because the fortune in the first one was more stupid than the typical fortune inside a fortune cookie.

After I cracked all three of them open in search of a decent fortune, all I was left with were crumbled fortune cookies and boring fortunes.

Does anyone really enjoy eating the cookies that hold the fortunes? Nice crunch but not much flavor.

May all of the 365 dreams you have this year come true.

A thrilling time is in your immediate future.

Promote literacy. Buy a box of fortune cookies today.


If you are in need of a fortune, please feel free to help yourself to one of the above.

6 comments:

Eyes for Lies said...

My doggies love fortune cookies :)

Jack the blogger said...

The secret is to add the words "between the sheets" to the end of the fortune. A thrilling time is in your imeadiate future between the sheets. May all of the 365 dreams you have this year come true between the sheets. The other one about buying cookies don't make much sense but it's a better way to look at it isn't it? There are two other endings that I know of but won't share because you'd probably think they're disgusting, and they are. Have fun.

WenWhit said...

If he thinks we'd think the other endings are disgusting, he doesn't know us very well, does he Words? *weg*

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Anonymous said...

"Promote literacy. Buy a box of fortune cookies today."

Hold on a minute - are you being 'SPAMed' by your own fortune cookies ? Is this the first sighting of such a bizarre phenomena ?

Suzanne said...

'Tis so true, Wen. :)