As I poured my second cup of coffee this morning I opened one up. And then I opened up another because the fortune in the first one was more stupid than the typical fortune inside a fortune cookie.
After I cracked all three of them open in search of a decent fortune, all I was left with were crumbled fortune cookies and boring fortunes.
Does anyone really enjoy eating the cookies that hold the fortunes? Nice crunch but not much flavor.
May all of the 365 dreams you have this year come true.
A thrilling time is in your immediate future.
Promote literacy. Buy a box of fortune cookies today.
A thrilling time is in your immediate future.
Promote literacy. Buy a box of fortune cookies today.
If you are in need of a fortune, please feel free to help yourself to one of the above.
5 comments:
My doggies love fortune cookies :)
If he thinks we'd think the other endings are disgusting, he doesn't know us very well, does he Words? *weg*
"Promote literacy. Buy a box of fortune cookies today."
Hold on a minute - are you being 'SPAMed' by your own fortune cookies ? Is this the first sighting of such a bizarre phenomena ?
'Tis so true, Wen. :)
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