November 29, 2004

Earthwind Moreland

Wendy says: There's this football player named Moreland.

I reply: Oh?

Wendy says: His first name is Earthwind.

I reply: What? (Thinking I was sure I must have heard her wrong.)

Wendy says: The announcer announced his mother named him after her favorite band, Earth, Wind & Fire.

I reply: WTF?

What, just what, was his mother thinking?

1 comment:

Melodee said...

That is laugh-out-loud funny! Almost as bad as Craphonso! (And I notice you have almost 50,000 words under your belt. Woo-hoo!)